Merry merry merry merry Christmas!
Hey, I found the ultimate non-offensive wording for the Christmas holiday!
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Merry Ramanukkwanzas, and a happy Chinese Yule year! (Eh... Happy holidays to all you agnostic/atheists)
It's the combination of Ramadan (Islam), Hanukkah (Judaism), Kwanza (African-American--not a religion), Christmas (Christian), Chinese New Year (Chinese--possible religion? JK), Yule (Neo/paganism), New Year (worldwide). And then you have the Happy Holidays for the atheists/agnostics.
I hate to get all political (I try to avoid it as much as possible--there are people who don't listen to reason, there are the sensitives, there are the filters... it's just not worth it. -_-), but I really think it's unreasonable to get offended when someone wishes you a genuine Merry Christmas. I can't speak for everyone else, but when I say Merry Christmas, I mean it. When people say something like "Happy Hanukkah," or "Have a good Kwanza (holiday)," I'm flattered. These people, although we have different customs, have just gone out of their way to wish me a good day. In fact, I think it's awesome that people can support their religion, whatever it is, enough to want to share it with other people.
To me, Christmas really is the holiday of giving, when we can reflect on ourselves and how lucky we are to be born, to have a family, a home, friends, a hot meal, and just to have the joy of being alive. How many people have that?
So I hope you have a merry Christmas (even though I'm a little late to say it) whether you're Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Buddist, Daoist, Shinto, Neopaganist, atheist, Zoroastrianist, agnostic, Protestant, Lutheran, Baptist, or whatever. This is a beautiful time of year, and I hope you have the time of your lives, whoever you are.
Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year.